Dot: "I get that these table cloths are kind of warm and that we don't want to waste any of Barb's party shit, but we all look pretty ridiculous."
[All the girls laugh.]
Leah: "Yeah, I kind of feel like I'm in a basket of french fries."
Toni: "Yeah or like a church basement on spaghetti dinner night."
Shelby: "Well, I for one love it. I get to make my bed again which I've really been missin'. You know, just that sense of accomplishment. And no, Toni, the housekeeper back home did not make my bed like you so carelessly assumed. The pleasure and the privilege was all mine."
Toni: "God, you're a lunatic." [Toni smiles.]
Fatin: "The definition of insanity is waking up every morning to make your bed, *knowing* that you're just going to mess it up again that night."
[Dot nods.]
Fatin: "Raise your hand if you have wasted YEARS of your life on the domestic fucking hamster wheel that is bed-making."
[Rachel and Martha raise their hands.]
Shelby: "That is a total misrepresentation of a beautiful ritual."
Martha: "I love hamsters!"
Fatin: "Okay, and where are my liberated queens who like to let the chaos ride?"
[Toni, Dot and Fatin raise their hands.]
Fatin: "Leah?"
Leah: "I mean, I'm not really on either side. Sometimes I make it, sometimes I don't."
Rachel: "Okay, that's actually fucked up."
Fatin: "Truly sociopathic."
Toni: "Okay, fuck it. I'll help make the bed. It's like, you know, a betrayal of everything I've ever believed... but that's a relationship, right?"
[Shelby smiles as Toni hops off the bed to go help and a giant tree branch falls on their bed.]
Then the tree scene happens, which you have all seen.