Sounds like you need a lot of external validation. I hope you have a lot to offer as well.Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 16:26-Patient with me
-But willing to gently pull me out of my comfort zone when needed
-Has supportive parents (since mine aren't)
-Able to kill bugs
-Thinks I'm pretty
As for looks, she doesn't have to be beautiful to EVERYBODY, it's fine if she's just the most beautiful woman in the world TO ME
Describe Your Ideal Girlfriend
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i assume when most people are talking about their "ideal" they know it is unrealistic. no need to judge them for just answering the prompt of the thread.
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She’s so dreamy but I’ve suddenly remembered this show exists and now I’m sad.
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And what do YOU have to offer?Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 16:35Sounds like you need a lot of external validation. I hope you have a lot to offer as well.Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 16:26-Patient with me
-But willing to gently pull me out of my comfort zone when needed
-Has supportive parents (since mine aren't)
-Able to kill bugs
-Thinks I'm pretty
As for looks, she doesn't have to be beautiful to EVERYBODY, it's fine if she's just the most beautiful woman in the world TO ME
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Thought this thread was supposed to be about the type of person WE want, not the type of girlfriend we want to be. Kinda weird to say "someone I can bake for & cherish" when that should be a given that I would give that to whatever person I fall in love with lol.Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 16:35Sounds like you need a lot of external validation. I hope you have a lot to offer as well.Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 16:26-Patient with me
-But willing to gently pull me out of my comfort zone when needed
-Has supportive parents (since mine aren't)
-Able to kill bugs
-Thinks I'm pretty
As for looks, she doesn't have to be beautiful to EVERYBODY, it's fine if she's just the most beautiful woman in the world TO ME
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A good person. We can stay in silence without it being awkward.
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The bolded one is every single woman on earth since hair does not grow on a damn vulva?Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 01:10
-- Black, Latina, White, or Native-American
-- calm and balanced
-- committed (to work on our relationship no matter what)
-- communicative
-- doesn't want or have children
-- ENFP or INFP
-- eye-fucker
-- femme
-- financially stable
-- fit
-- flexible
-- gentle voice
-- good cook
-- good listener
-- hairless vulva
-- homebody
-- intelligent
-- into missionary tribbing
-- intuitive and perceptive
-- just and fair
-- likes quiet and enjoys silence
-- likes to read and write
-- "make love" not sex or fuck
-- monogamous
-- nice smile
-- no mental health issues (only because i have so many LOL)
-- non-judgmental
-- non-smoker, non-substance abuser
-- on top or beside
-- patient
-- religious or spiritual
-- romantic or sentimental
-- taller than i am
-- witty sense of humor
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Unrealistic but if I could cook myself a gf she would be:
.Real lesbian
.195cm
.Skinny but fit with defined abs
.Natural blonde neck length or super long straight hair
.Pretty and strong face
.Round perky booty
.Small perky breasts
.A somewhat feminine tomboy
.No tattoos
.Cigarette smoker (because I find it sexy)
.Patient
.Lowkey
.Intelligent
.Funny with a dark dry humor
.High sex drive
.Assertive
.Fair
.Honest
.Desire me and lust over me as much as I do over her
.Love to travel
.Protective
.Treat her mum and dad with most respect
.No trauma, no mental issues, 100% unproblematic
.I am her priority like she’s mine
.Dominant/leader personality but let me babe her .when no one is around lol
.Real lesbian
.195cm
.Skinny but fit with defined abs
.Natural blonde neck length or super long straight hair
.Pretty and strong face
.Round perky booty
.Small perky breasts
.A somewhat feminine tomboy
.No tattoos
.Cigarette smoker (because I find it sexy)
.Patient
.Lowkey
.Intelligent
.Funny with a dark dry humor
.High sex drive
.Assertive
.Fair
.Honest
.Desire me and lust over me as much as I do over her
.Love to travel
.Protective
.Treat her mum and dad with most respect
.No trauma, no mental issues, 100% unproblematic
.I am her priority like she’s mine
.Dominant/leader personality but let me babe her .when no one is around lol
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OP here. I honestly desire a hairless vulva. Preferably waxed and not shaved. I want myself to be smooth and bear down there, too. If I just had the courage and high pain tolerance, I would regularly get a Hollywood wax!Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 04:21The bolded one is every single woman on earth since hair does not grow on a damn vulva?Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 01:10
-- Black, Latina, White, or Native-American
-- calm and balanced
-- committed (to work on our relationship no matter what)
-- communicative
-- doesn't want or have children
-- ENFP or INFP
-- eye-fucker
-- femme
-- financially stable
-- fit
-- flexible
-- gentle voice
-- good cook
-- good listener
-- hairless vulva
-- homebody
-- intelligent
-- into missionary tribbing
-- intuitive and perceptive
-- just and fair
-- likes quiet and enjoys silence
-- likes to read and write
-- "make love" not sex or fuck
-- monogamous
-- nice smile
-- no mental health issues (only because i have so many LOL)
-- non-judgmental
-- non-smoker, non-substance abuser
-- on top or beside
-- patient
-- religious or spiritual
-- romantic or sentimental
-- taller than i am
-- witty sense of humor
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No particular race or eye color.
Preferably brunette.
Very tall
Nice jawline
Long fingers
Genuine
Leaning towards Top
Patient and sweet
Loyal and protective
Non smoker as the opposite would probably kill me.
Can support herself and be independent
Hope that's not too picky
Preferably brunette.
Very tall
Nice jawline
Long fingers
Genuine
Leaning towards Top
Patient and sweet
Loyal and protective
Non smoker as the opposite would probably kill me.
Can support herself and be independent
Hope that's not too picky
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Why is being patient on so many lists? Its a good quality but why would you list or require that in a partner unless you are a slow learner, intolerable and annoying.
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Or a person with low self-esteem, self-consciousness, overly sensitive and self-judgmental? We who have mental health issues tend to speak slower and more hesitantly because it's hard to put some deep stuff into words.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:41Why is being patient on so many lists? Its a good quality but why would you list or require that in a partner unless you are a slow learner, intolerable and annoying.
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I'm one of the anons that put patient and that's definitely one of the reasons. Very self judgemental and self-conscious, for that I consider myself an annoying person. Gotta have someone patient.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:48Or a person with low self-esteem, self-consciousness, overly sensitive and self-judgmental? We who have mental health issues tend to speak slower and more hesitantly because it's hard to put some deep stuff into words.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:41Why is being patient on so many lists? Its a good quality but why would you list or require that in a partner unless you are a slow learner, intolerable and annoying.
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DA The anon was just being an asshole, there is really no need to justify why you would want a patient lover that gives you the ease of being imperfect in your own way without her snapping in your face.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 08:34I'm one of the anons that put patient and that's definitely one of the reasons. Very self judgemental and self-conscious, for that I consider myself an annoying person. Gotta have someone patient.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:48Or a person with low self-esteem, self-consciousness, overly sensitive and self-judgmental? We who have mental health issues tend to speak slower and more hesitantly because it's hard to put some deep stuff into words.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:41Why is being patient on so many lists? Its a good quality but why would you list or require that in a partner unless you are a slow learner, intolerable and annoying.
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OmgGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 05:32OP here. I honestly desire a hairless vulva. Preferably waxed and not shaved. I want myself to be smooth and bear down there, too. If I just had the courage and high pain tolerance, I would regularly get a Hollywood wax!Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 04:21The bolded one is every single woman on earth since hair does not grow on a damn vulva?Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 01:10
-- Black, Latina, White, or Native-American
-- calm and balanced
-- committed (to work on our relationship no matter what)
-- communicative
-- doesn't want or have children
-- ENFP or INFP
-- eye-fucker
-- femme
-- financially stable
-- fit
-- flexible
-- gentle voice
-- good cook
-- good listener
-- hairless vulva
-- homebody
-- intelligent
-- into missionary tribbing
-- intuitive and perceptive
-- just and fair
-- likes quiet and enjoys silence
-- likes to read and write
-- "make love" not sex or fuck
-- monogamous
-- nice smile
-- no mental health issues (only because i have so many LOL)
-- non-judgmental
-- non-smoker, non-substance abuser
-- on top or beside
-- patient
-- religious or spiritual
-- romantic or sentimental
-- taller than i am
-- witty sense of humor
Do you know what vulva is? No one can wax or shave a vulva cause hair does not grow there. It’s like saying you want a hairless tongue, well.. all tongues are hairless
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Don't know why I even waste the time responding to you............ The vulva includes the mons pubis and labia majora, both of which display hair in the adult human female.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 12:15OmgGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 05:32OP here. I honestly desire a hairless vulva. Preferably waxed and not shaved. I want myself to be smooth and bear down there, too. If I just had the courage and high pain tolerance, I would regularly get a Hollywood wax!Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 04:21The bolded one is every single woman on earth since hair does not grow on a damn vulva?Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 01:10
-- Black, Latina, White, or Native-American
-- calm and balanced
-- committed (to work on our relationship no matter what)
-- communicative
-- doesn't want or have children
-- ENFP or INFP
-- eye-fucker
-- femme
-- financially stable
-- fit
-- flexible
-- gentle voice
-- good cook
-- good listener
-- hairless vulva
-- homebody
-- intelligent
-- into missionary tribbing
-- intuitive and perceptive
-- just and fair
-- likes quiet and enjoys silence
-- likes to read and write
-- "make love" not sex or fuck
-- monogamous
-- nice smile
-- no mental health issues (only because i have so many LOL)
-- non-judgmental
-- non-smoker, non-substance abuser
-- on top or beside
-- patient
-- religious or spiritual
-- romantic or sentimental
-- taller than i am
-- witty sense of humor
Do you know what vulva is? No one can wax or shave a vulva cause hair does not grow there. It’s like saying you want a hairless tongue, well.. all tongues are hairless
-- https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vulva
Medical Definition of vulva
: the external parts of the female genital organs comprising the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, vestibule of the vagina, bulb of the vestibule, and Bartholin's glands
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Now you owe me 10 minutes of time... which is WAAAAAY more than the 1 brain cell you have... so scram, ignorant male trollGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 12:15OmgGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 05:32OP here. I honestly desire a hairless vulva. Preferably waxed and not shaved. I want myself to be smooth and bear down there, too. If I just had the courage and high pain tolerance, I would regularly get a Hollywood wax!Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 04:21The bolded one is every single woman on earth since hair does not grow on a damn vulva?Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 01:10
-- Black, Latina, White, or Native-American
-- calm and balanced
-- committed (to work on our relationship no matter what)
-- communicative
-- doesn't want or have children
-- ENFP or INFP
-- eye-fucker
-- femme
-- financially stable
-- fit
-- flexible
-- gentle voice
-- good cook
-- good listener
-- hairless vulva
-- homebody
-- intelligent
-- into missionary tribbing
-- intuitive and perceptive
-- just and fair
-- likes quiet and enjoys silence
-- likes to read and write
-- "make love" not sex or fuck
-- monogamous
-- nice smile
-- no mental health issues (only because i have so many LOL)
-- non-judgmental
-- non-smoker, non-substance abuser
-- on top or beside
-- patient
-- religious or spiritual
-- romantic or sentimental
-- taller than i am
-- witty sense of humor
Do you know what vulva is? No one can wax or shave a vulva cause hair does not grow there. It’s like saying you want a hairless tongue, well.. all tongues are hairless
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Labia majora is not vulva stop itGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 12:34Now you owe me 10 minutes of time... which is WAAAAAY more than the 1 brain cell you have... so scram, ignorant male trollGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 12:15OmgGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 05:32OP here. I honestly desire a hairless vulva. Preferably waxed and not shaved. I want myself to be smooth and bear down there, too. If I just had the courage and high pain tolerance, I would regularly get a Hollywood wax!Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 04:21The bolded one is every single woman on earth since hair does not grow on a damn vulva?Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 01:10
-- Black, Latina, White, or Native-American
-- calm and balanced
-- committed (to work on our relationship no matter what)
-- communicative
-- doesn't want or have children
-- ENFP or INFP
-- eye-fucker
-- femme
-- financially stable
-- fit
-- flexible
-- gentle voice
-- good cook
-- good listener
-- hairless vulva
-- homebody
-- intelligent
-- into missionary tribbing
-- intuitive and perceptive
-- just and fair
-- likes quiet and enjoys silence
-- likes to read and write
-- "make love" not sex or fuck
-- monogamous
-- nice smile
-- no mental health issues (only because i have so many LOL)
-- non-judgmental
-- non-smoker, non-substance abuser
-- on top or beside
-- patient
-- religious or spiritual
-- romantic or sentimental
-- taller than i am
-- witty sense of humor
Do you know what vulva is? No one can wax or shave a vulva cause hair does not grow there. It’s like saying you want a hairless tongue, well.. all tongues are hairless
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Poor bugs...Guest wrote: ↑16 Sep 2021, 16:26-Patient with me
-But willing to gently pull me out of my comfort zone when needed
-Has supportive parents (since mine aren't)
-Able to kill bugs
-Thinks I'm pretty
As for looks, she doesn't have to be beautiful to EVERYBODY, it's fine if she's just the most beautiful woman in the world TO ME
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Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 15:36Labia majora is not vulva stop itGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 12:34Now you owe me 10 minutes of time... which is WAAAAAY more than the 1 brain cell you have... so scram, ignorant male trollGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 12:15Do you know what vulva is? No one can wax or shave a vulva cause hair does not grow there. It’s like saying you want a hairless tongue, well.. all tongues are hairlessGuest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 05:32OP here. I honestly desire a hairless vulva. Preferably waxed and not shaved. I want myself to be smooth and bear down there, too. If I just had the courage and high pain tolerance, I would regularly get a Hollywood wax!Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 04:21
The bolded one is every single woman on earth since hair does not grow on a damn vulva?
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at least a low level of social intelligence not autistic
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Someone who
Loves being with me but doesn’t need me.
Is normal.
Loves music.
Loves sports ( active and passive).
Is genuinely nice.
Is social.
Makes me laugh.
I can talk to.
Is positive.
Mentally stable
Has a mind of her own, open to discuss about anything, respecting other people’s opinions.
Is straight forward.
Just likes me the way I am.
I don’t really have one type of woman I’m physically attracted to.
Loves being with me but doesn’t need me.
Is normal.
Loves music.
Loves sports ( active and passive).
Is genuinely nice.
Is social.
Makes me laugh.
I can talk to.
Is positive.
Mentally stable
Has a mind of her own, open to discuss about anything, respecting other people’s opinions.
Is straight forward.
Just likes me the way I am.
I don’t really have one type of woman I’m physically attracted to.
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-not dumb, meaning she can resonate and isn't a sheep
-isn't a condescending or superficial bitch, that goes right to the trash
-ambitious or stable and fulfilled
-clean teeth, clean body
-loves animals and is nice generally
-makes herself pretty/attractive on special occasions
-no bullshit person, doesn't complain all the time, can be independent and act like an adult
-compatible sense of humour
-communicates well with me
Bonus :
-we agree on political stuff
-homebody
-is into sports
-isn't a condescending or superficial bitch, that goes right to the trash
-ambitious or stable and fulfilled
-clean teeth, clean body
-loves animals and is nice generally
-makes herself pretty/attractive on special occasions
-no bullshit person, doesn't complain all the time, can be independent and act like an adult
-compatible sense of humour
-communicates well with me
Bonus :
-we agree on political stuff
-homebody
-is into sports
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Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 08:48DA The anon was just being an asshole, there is really no need to justify why you would want a patient lover that gives you the ease of being imperfect in your own way without her snapping in your face.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 08:34I'm one of the anons that put patient and that's definitely one of the reasons. Very self judgemental and self-conscious, for that I consider myself an annoying person. Gotta have someone patient.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:48Or a person with low self-esteem, self-consciousness, overly sensitive and self-judgmental? We who have mental health issues tend to speak slower and more hesitantly because it's hard to put some deep stuff into words.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:41Why is being patient on so many lists? Its a good quality but why would you list or require that in a partner unless you are a slow learner, intolerable and annoying.
You’re a perspective person, yes I was being an asshole. Guess I was just annoyed at the fact that you can tell from some of the lists ppl are imperfect yet their ideal partner are seemingly perfect.
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It is ridiculous. A few of these posters do acknowledge how unrealistic their lists are though. DA.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 21:46Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 08:48DA The anon was just being an asshole, there is really no need to justify why you would want a patient lover that gives you the ease of being imperfect in your own way without her snapping in your face.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 08:34I'm one of the anons that put patient and that's definitely one of the reasons. Very self judgemental and self-conscious, for that I consider myself an annoying person. Gotta have someone patient.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:48Or a person with low self-esteem, self-consciousness, overly sensitive and self-judgmental? We who have mental health issues tend to speak slower and more hesitantly because it's hard to put some deep stuff into words.Guest wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 07:41Why is being patient on so many lists? Its a good quality but why would you list or require that in a partner unless you are a slow learner, intolerable and annoying.
You’re a perspective person, yes I was being an asshole. Guess I was just annoyed at the fact that you can tell from some of the lists ppl are imperfect yet their ideal partner are seemingly perfect.
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A blonde girl,(not a men in dress) tall and thin. We talk about ideal girlfriend right? So I have a type and this is very precise. Gentle. Cerebral, leftist, loving animals, dogs in particular. A girl who like to discuss about politics, cinema, artistic things and books! I am not asking that she have to be mentally stable, nobody is. If she accepts that her girlfriend likes video games it will be an extra bonus. Last but not least, perhaps most importantly to me, a person who cares about others. I am a brunette girl with green eyes, rather tall thin, not shy but a little reserved. Send me a SMS!
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Approximative dans l'absolu.
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x2 omg yesssssssss
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The ideal girlfriend doesn’t refer to women as ‘girl’ while she refer to males as man instead of boy.
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I've read three times in a week a concern like this. How can this be an issue? You'd think snobbery around this media was passé even in the 80s, but now?Rei wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 23:09A blonde girl,(not a men in dress) tall and thin. We talk about ideal girlfriend right? So I have a type and this is very precise. Gentle. Cerebral, leftist, loving animals, dogs in particular. A girl who like to discuss about politics, cinema, artistic things and books! I am not asking that she have to be mentally stable, nobody is. If she accepts that her girlfriend likes video games it will be an extra bonus. Last but not least, perhaps most importantly to me, a person who cares about others. I am a brunette girl with green eyes, rather tall thin, not shy but a little reserved. Send me a SMS!
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I’d like a woman who doesn’t want disgusting people looking at her body, thank you.
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She must be:
- biologically female
- single
- monogamous
- must have good hygiene
- likes animals
- not addicted to drugs or alcohol
- not fucked up in the head
- not obese
I got out of a ltr just 2 months after covid pandemic started, and tried online dating this year but it's just terrible, so I'm not too picky rn
- biologically female
- single
- monogamous
- must have good hygiene
- likes animals
- not addicted to drugs or alcohol
- not fucked up in the head
- not obese
I got out of a ltr just 2 months after covid pandemic started, and tried online dating this year but it's just terrible, so I'm not too picky rn
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LOL, this is making me laugh. Touche.Guest wrote: ↑18 Sep 2021, 02:45I’d like a woman who doesn’t want disgusting people looking at her body, thank you.
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glasses
dark hair
strong nose
lippppps
asssss
enough titty to play with
husky voice
same height or taller
speaks french natively
blue/green eyes
dark hair
strong nose
lippppps
asssss
enough titty to play with
husky voice
same height or taller
speaks french natively
blue/green eyes
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You have literally just described me except I don’t speak frenchGuest wrote: ↑18 Sep 2021, 04:36glasses
dark hair
strong nose
lippppps
asssss
enough titty to play with
husky voice
same height or taller
speaks french natively
blue/green eyes
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What languages DO you speak?
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Guest wrote: ↑18 Sep 2021, 04:45My ideal girlfriend will find me attractive
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English and some conversational Spanish
Re: Describe Your Ideal Girlfriend
Persian
Knows how to make tea
A good mom
Hot mom
Curly hair
Realtor
Drives a cadillac
Keeps a hammer handy
Sensuous
Open to anything, throuple etc
If you check all these boxes, call me
Knows how to make tea
A good mom
Hot mom
Curly hair
Realtor
Drives a cadillac
Keeps a hammer handy
Sensuous
Open to anything, throuple etc
If you check all these boxes, call me
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